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samandriel:

is-earned-not-given:

sultana-bran:

jesselaceypanties:

whose dog is it?

It’s not a dog it’s a kangaroo

99% sure that’s not a kangaroo

But 1% of you is sure that is a kangaroo

gillianandersons:

are you telling me my 10 inch tall dog with a brain the size of a peanut understands the word “no” better than 90% of boys and grown ass men

(Source: mulders, via bijoukaiba)

the-goddamazon:

black-american-queen:

Ever want to see how bad Hollywood wants white people in everything?

Watch Godzilla (2014). They made the damn monster swim across the mother fucking Pacific Ocean for a fight in California. That is how bad.

I AM FUCKING CRYING THIS IS SO TRUE.

As if there were NO nuclear power plants in Japan for the monsters to eat like get the entire fuck.

The monsters were Japanese and yet somehow the entire movie was about this white dude in the Navy like ?????

(via joyful-beam)

asvprock:

1 Bottle of Shampoo = 10 Bottles of Conditioner.

(via fxllout-girl)

splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

(via fxllout-girl)

angels-and-alcohol:

goddess-river:

what guys say PMS does:

  • turns women into emotional bitches

what PMS actually does:

  • increases breast size from retaining water
  • increases sex drive
  • lowers a woman’s tolerance for sexism

also it ups our testosterone levels which makes their complaints incredibly ironic

(Source: moon-sylph, via bookworm24601)

  • Sherlock: YOU FAKED YOUR DEATH?
  • Moriarty: YEAH
  • Sherlock: DUDE ME TOO
  • Moriarty: OH MY GOD
  • *HIGH FIVE*
  • *Theme music plays*